Why.Grow>Up? |
Why Grow Up? Why be responsible? Why act mature? Why play by rules? Why eat healthy? Why sleep early? Why become a doctor? Why this? Why What? WHY ME? WHY WHY WHY? |
A king enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Next morning, the local newspaper read:
“KING’s ASS WON”
King was so upset with this publicity he gave the donkey to queen.
The local newspaper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”
King fainted. Queen sold donkey to a farmer for $10.
Next day newspaper read:
“QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”
This was too much. King ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle.
The next day’s headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS NOW WILD & FREE”
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.”
