Why.Grow>Up? |
Why Grow Up? Why be responsible? Why act mature? Why play by rules? Why eat healthy? Why sleep early? Why become a doctor? Why this? Why What? WHY ME? WHY WHY WHY? |
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notes Moral of the story is…A king enrolled his donkey in a race & won.
Next morning, the local newspaper read:
“KING’s ASS WON”
King was so upset with this publicity he gave the donkey to queen.
The local newspaper then read:
“QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN”
King fainted. Queen sold donkey to a farmer for $10.
Next day newspaper read:
“QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR $10”
This was too much. King ordered the queen to buy back the donkey & leave it in the jungle.
The next day’s headlines:
“QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS NOW WILD & FREE”
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